I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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