I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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