whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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