I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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