My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
