: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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