He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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