I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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