Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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