Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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