Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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