oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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