So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
