Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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