He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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