bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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