The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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