Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
