SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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