where am i from again
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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