That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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