11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
