you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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