I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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