I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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