so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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