Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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