do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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