Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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