Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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