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(775): View more from Nevada

What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?

(1-775): View more from Nevada

A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!

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(518): View more from New York

med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.

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(559): View more from California

The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.

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(260): View more from Indiana

the scent of your tears make me crave pizza

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.

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(407): View more from Florida

It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.

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