so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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