On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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