At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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