i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I need water and some morals
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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