well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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