i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize