After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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