PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I am spending my child support on dildos
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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