That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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