I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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