It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
we're so committed to being not committed
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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