He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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