how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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