I hate your face
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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