All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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