question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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