i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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