I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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