Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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