My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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