THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
it glows. i had to have it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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