Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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