What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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