Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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