He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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