i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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