He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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