I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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